Flying Squid to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoI wouldn't use either at this point...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1487
arrow-up1487imageI wouldn't use either at this point...lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-square@humorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish16•1 month agoJesus, being all-knowing, would direct you to Bing.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoHmm… between those two choices, maybe I should look into worshiping Satan.
minus-square@prettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoNo. No. Satan would agree with Jesus on this one and reprimand you for not listening. Shiva might even show up and smack you with each hand. Bing video search
minus-square@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoSatan comes highly recommended. Satan gave us Rock and Roll, TTRPGs, bicycles and the notion of egalitarian government. Oh and the notion of civil rights. Jesus gave us Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh
Jesus, being all-knowing, would direct you to Bing.
Hmm… between those two choices, maybe I should look into worshiping Satan.
No. No. Satan would agree with Jesus on this one and reprimand you for not listening.
Shiva might even show up and smack you with each hand.
Bing video search
Satan comes highly recommended. Satan gave us Rock and Roll, TTRPGs, bicycles and the notion of egalitarian government. Oh and the notion of civil rights.
Jesus gave us Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh