@overlyanxious@sh.itjust.works to DnD Memes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 years agonorse mythologysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1388
arrow-up1388imagenorse mythologysh.itjust.works@overlyanxious@sh.itjust.works to DnD Memes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareIron LynxlinkfedilinkEnglish24•2 years agoDM: Nat 20? Not only do you seduce the horse, he chases you into the woods and mounts you. Roll for impregnation. LOKI PLAYER: Ehhhh, 18. Should I be concerned? DM: 'fraid you’re pregnant, mate. Congrats I guess?
minus-squareZorquelinkfedilink10•2 years agoLOKI PLAYER: My dad has been meaning to start playing, and he does like horses…
DM: Nat 20? Not only do you seduce the horse, he chases you into the woods and mounts you. Roll for impregnation.
LOKI PLAYER: Ehhhh, 18. Should I be concerned?
DM: 'fraid you’re pregnant, mate. Congrats I guess?
LOKI PLAYER: My dad has been meaning to start playing, and he does like horses…