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@RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago

Anon is metal as fuck

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Anon is metal as fuck

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@RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago
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  • mad_asshatter
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    146•11 months ago

    My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.

    • @Bombastic@sopuli.xyz
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      59•11 months ago

      I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

      Snip snip

      • @loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

        • @brown567@sh.itjust.works
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          4•11 months ago

          Reading this made a sound in my head

          Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

          I’m scared XD

        • @r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          2•11 months ago

          Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck

      • @Land_Strider@lemmy.world
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        1•11 months ago

        You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      18•11 months ago

      You and me both brother

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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      5•11 months ago

      !egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone

    • @Starkstruck@lemmy.world
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      4•11 months ago

      I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.

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