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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago

Anon meets his gf's parents

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Anon meets his gf's parents

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 11 months ago
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  • @bookcrawler@lemmy.world
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    100•11 months ago

    • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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      35•11 months ago

      Thanks for sharing the rest of the post. But I’m confused about who is speaking what during the last three lines after “even on our dates”.

      • @ysjet@lemmy.world
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        GF: “Did you always have a gun?”

        Anon: “I always carry”

        GF: “Even on our dates? Did you think I was gonna rob you or something?”

        Anon: “Muggers don’t wait until it’s convienient for you to get robbed, you know?”

        GF: “Oh that makes sense.”

      • @Ravenson@lemm.ee
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        11•11 months ago

        GF, Anon, GF.

      • @prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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        3•11 months ago

        Anon, then anon, then gf

      • @PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•11 months ago

        Girl: even on our dates

        2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

        Girl: got it

        That better?

        Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol

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          “Did you think I was gonna mug you?” came from the girl, not 2A bro

          • @PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            2•11 months ago

            Hm. Mayhaps.

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