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sag to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 11 months ago

Coomitter be like

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Coomitter be like

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sag to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 11 months ago
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  • @tourist@lemmy.world
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    58•11 months ago

    “Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”

    • @mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      31•11 months ago

      “Nah I was in the network driver section”

      • @DudeDudenson@lemmings.world
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        14•11 months ago

        “oh nice we’re also having issues with random packets being dropped, can you look into that? It’s business critical”

        • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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          2•11 months ago

          Listen bub, I don’t have time for this Mickey mouse bullshit!

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