@Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com • 4 months agoWYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night?message-square16fedilinkarrow-up120
arrow-up120message-squareWYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night?@Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com • 4 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-square@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comMlinkfedilink6•4 months agoWhat do I train snails to do? They can already moonwalk, they ought to train me.
What do I train snails to do? They can already moonwalk, they ought to train me.
Sprint. You train them to sprint.
Grow teeth