• Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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    513 months ago

    You can also call anything you want a cat, so long as no one else sees it to tell you otherwise.

    I’ve adopted 12 winged cats this way. The last person I had over tried telling me “those are vultures, they’re disgusting wild animals, why is there vomit everywhere?!”, but I know the truth. They’re weird cats, and just like any other, they puke.

    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]
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      133 months ago

      Vultures are supposedly birds, and birds aren’t real, therefore the only logical conclusion is that those “vultures” are actually winged cats.