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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago
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  • @Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    • @loie@lemmy.world
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      Did not expect to learn this today.

      Or any day really but definitely not today

    • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      64•9 months ago

      This guy gal fucks.

      • @Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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        • peopleproblems
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          No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.

          • Fuck spez
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            61•9 months ago

            Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?

            • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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              13•9 months ago

              Not on the first date.

            • peopleproblems
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              6•9 months ago

              I don’t think I want to know. Personally I’d rather things stay out

              • @figjam@midwest.social
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                6•9 months ago

                I mean, don’t knock til you try it?

              • @figjam@midwest.social
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    • Reddit is better.
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      • @Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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      • @pyre@lemmy.world
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        do you set out to look dumber with every comment or is it just happenstance?

        • @ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world
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          It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.

    • @KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.

      • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.

        • @KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

          Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you’re happy with what you are, that’s all that counts.

          I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don’t orgasm with other people, so for me it’s just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn’t mean anyone else needs to.

          • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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            Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

            Two’s Day

          • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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            Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.

    • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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      I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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        • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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          Currently smashing that like button

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            • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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              I am also currently smashing that like button. Very funny!

    • @MTK@lemmy.world
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      I didn’t think pain kink is common. As a guy, if my partner seems in pain I instantly lose half my erection out of worry that I hurt them.

      Which is a real problem when your partner’s pleasured face is the same as their pained face.

    • @timestatic@feddit.org
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      Damn, I didn’t expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!

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