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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry

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Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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CAMBRIDGE, MA—Pondering a hypothetical that, if proven, would fundamentally alter feline understanding of the universe, the nation’s foremost cat scientists held a symposium Friday to discuss a theoretical third food type that was neither wet nor dry. “Consider a world in which food is not split into the binary we have always known, but exists […]
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