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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry

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Cat Scientists Theorize About Third Type Of Food That Neither Wet Nor Dry

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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CAMBRIDGE, MA—Pondering a hypothetical that, if proven, would fundamentally alter feline understanding of the universe, the nation’s foremost cat scientists held a symposium Friday to discuss a theoretical third food type that was neither wet nor dry. “Consider a world in which food is not split into the binary we have always known, but exists […]
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  • The Pantser
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    26•8 months ago

    Moist

    • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      10•8 months ago

      Ointment

    • @moistclump@lemmy.world
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      3•8 months ago

      Quantum moist

    • Reddit is better.
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      1•8 months ago

      https://youtu.be/wYH52hRbwJg

  • Kaity
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    17•8 months ago

    It’s cereal at the exact split second moment it is perfectly in between dry and soggy.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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      9•8 months ago

      whoever figures how to make that last for more than 30 seconds will be a new billionaire

      • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        1•8 months ago

        Same with me, offer non-binding.

  • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    17•8 months ago

    I assure you, I’ve had cats that have absolutely discovered gas. Much to the dismay of my nose…

  • @Darkard@lemmy.world
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    17•8 months ago

    Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.

    You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.

  • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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    8•8 months ago

    My cat likes me to pour a little bit of water into hard food and then he licks up the water until it gets absorbed by food.

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    8•8 months ago

    Gravy

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    4•8 months ago

    grass

    • @seaQueue@lemmy.world
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      7•8 months ago

      cat puking on the bed at 3am noises

  • Nomecks
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    8 months ago

    Non-Newtonian cat food?

  • AmidFuror
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    They may be onto what preceded our universe’s singularity.

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