Gollum to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 months agogiving her 🧀feddit.orgimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1434
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minus-square@frezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilink6•3 months agoNothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.
minus-square@niktemadur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•edit-23 months ago“Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.” And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.
Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.
Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?
“Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.
That’s rad… ish