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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 8 months ago

Anon is an example

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Anon is an example

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 8 months ago
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  • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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    8•8 months ago

    I literally don’t know of a single way to do that

    • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      32•8 months ago

      Looks like you should keep your mouth shut then maybe

    • @TheHarpyEagle@pawb.social
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      28•8 months ago

      That’s so very sad

    • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      16•8 months ago

      You cheer them up by telling them that at least they don’t have to deal with [insert bad present from an ex here] and she doesn’t have to buy any extra presents this year.

      If that doesn’t work, you base it off of their exes’ behavior: for example if they got sloppy drunk, you say that at least she doesn’t need to DD/babysit this year. If they were loud, you say that at least she’s not going to suffer permanent hearing damage.

      • @FlorianSimon@sh.itjust.works
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        6 months ago

        Removed by mod

        • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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          2•8 months ago

          I only do it part time when I think sarcasm would be a little funny.

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