I’ll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

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    Think about it, you outlast planets and stars. When those go dark, but you don’t die…nothing to do but float in space.

    LOL, that’s just the beginning – only on the order of 1012 - 1014 years. After that, you’re going to be waiting around for proton decay (1036 - 1043 years), all the way up to 10^10^120 years* for the final heat death of the universe.

    (* Anybody know how to get Lemmy markdown to do nested superscripts?)