@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 5 months ago"Here is a $2500+ a month recurring expense. Now appreciate me for it" - your parentslemmy.mlimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1513file-text
arrow-up1513image"Here is a $2500+ a month recurring expense. Now appreciate me for it" - your parentslemmy.ml@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
Trade alert: Your parents get serotonin and dopamine You get lifetime of wage slavery You have no say in this trade deal.
minus-square@SolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish28•5 months agoAnd this is why I’m sterile. I don’t want to be here, and I sure as shit don’t want to do that to someone else… plus I don’t want to take care of some miniature asshole version of myself; I’m bad enough to deal with.
minus-square@henfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoI can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.
minus-square@Dymonika@beehaw.orglinkfedilink1•5 months agoAnd have to worry about their health, happiness, and education… heck no!
And this is why I’m sterile.
I don’t want to be here, and I sure as shit don’t want to do that to someone else… plus I don’t want to take care of some miniature asshole version of myself; I’m bad enough to deal with.
I can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.
And have to worry about their health, happiness, and education… heck no!