I am going to be facing a lion in the arena and I need to win.

  • Possibly linuxOP
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    52 months ago

    I’ll just wrestle it to the ground and bite its neck (I’m a vampire)

    • @HipsterTenZero
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      92 months ago

      rookie vampire mistake. Just summon in a swarm of wolves and mist-form away whenever the lion gets close. Maybe shoot some of the spectators some beguiling eyes and throw them at the lions too. Once its too full to keep moving, then deliver the coup de grace.