minus-square@HalashamlinkEnglish2•1 month agoMillions are dead by my hands, personally. My attendant is keeping a running tally… …okay, I have some idea that that sounds… horrifying, let me explain.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoI don’t think wanking counts as killing the sperms.
minus-square@HalashamlinkEnglish2•1 month ago I was being literal. Rounding to the nearest thousand puts that at 1.2 million. Estimating I think mine’s the lowest killcount shown here so far.
Millions are dead by my hands, personally. My attendant is keeping a running tally…
…okay, I have some idea that that sounds… horrifying, let me explain.
I don’t think wanking counts as killing the sperms.
I was being literal. Rounding to the nearest thousand puts that at 1.2 million. Estimating I think mine’s the lowest killcount shown here so far.