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@aburtang@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 5 months ago

Evil Ones

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Evil Ones

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@aburtang@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 5 months ago
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  • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    27•5 months ago

    Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??

    • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      33•5 months ago

      Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

      • @tpihkal@lemmy.world
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        25•5 months ago

        I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

        • kamenLady.
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          4•5 months ago

          Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you’ll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

        • @robocall@lemmy.world
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          1•5 months ago

          Plop them on the bed first

      • @RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee
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        4•5 months ago

        Hol’ up a minute

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