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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon visits America

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Anon visits America

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • Ricky Rigatoni
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    42•4 months ago

    Malnourished european can not handle a real meal.

    • @xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      47•4 months ago

      fun part is americans are fat AND malnourished….

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        17•4 months ago

        Explain how we are malnourished when ONE burger contains EVERY food group. You can’t.

        • @xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          6•4 months ago

          vitamin deficient

          • Ricky Rigatoni
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            17•4 months ago

            That’s what we got flintstone gummies for bruh.

            • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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              4 months ago

              flintstone gummies

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flintstones_Chewable_Vitamins

              They feature vitamins in the shapes of the Flintstones characters: Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, Dino, and The Great Gazoo.

              For over twenty years, Betty was not included as one of the vitamins. However, after a grassroots campaign and the results of a Bayer telephone poll came in favor of including Betty, the character was added to the lineup in 1995, replacing the Flintstone car.

              The !fuckcars@lemmy.world people should be using Betty as their mascot.

            • JaggedRobotPubes
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              2•4 months ago

              You put Fred Flinstone in your mouth? Sounds kind of gay.

              • @frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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                4 months ago

                Putting any of the Flintstone family in your mouth makes you strong. Those guys were real Americans who picked themselves up by their bootstraps.

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