@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 3 months agoAnon's strict momlemmy.mlimagemessage-square179fedilinkarrow-up1536file-text
arrow-up1536imageAnon's strict momlemmy.ml@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square179fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.netlinkfedilink62•3 months agoWhy not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
minus-square@starman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink61•edit-23 months agoI like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
I like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”
Mom uses
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