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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
  • @BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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    58•4 months ago

    JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

    • @motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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      16•4 months ago

      knew exactly what you meant and have never heard that before. Absolutely love it

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      11•4 months ago

      JD Vance eats catfood? What a weirdo.

      • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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        6•4 months ago

        What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?

        • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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          6•4 months ago

          Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
          It’ll cost you fifty to watch though.

      • @SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social
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        2•4 months ago

        deleted by creator

        • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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          4 months ago

          He eats pieces of shit for breakfast too?
          Oh boy

          (Sadly they’re making Happy Gilmore 2)

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