Servais (il/le) to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish • 3 months agoWhats your stupidest joke?message-square69fedilinkarrow-up154
arrow-up154message-squareWhats your stupidest joke?Servais (il/le) to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish • 3 months agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-square@actionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish18•3 months agoWhat do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig. (Say it aloud.)
minus-squarecheesymoonshadowlinkfedilinkEnglish5•3 months agoThat really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD
minus-square@actionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish4•3 months agoYou’re welcome! And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.
minus-squarecheesymoonshadowlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoLooks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.
minus-square@esc27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow to no legs? Ground beef
minus-square@actionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoWhat do you call a cow with eight legs? A spider.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
(Say it aloud.)
That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD
You’re welcome!
And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.
Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow to no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with eight legs?
A spider.