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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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    I also suspected this is the case when I read “Vance says Jan. 6 participants who committed violence ‘obviously’ shouldn’t be pardoned.”

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