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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon's date has a third degree burn

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Anon's date has a third degree burn

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    22•4 months ago

    Would you rather bleed out?

    • Sonotsugipaa
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      17•4 months ago

      • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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        5•4 months ago

        but what if i run out of ammo during a paintnall game? i want to take off my glove and spray 'em :3

        • Sonotsugipaa
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          4•4 months ago

          Lethal Company masked behavior

    • @psud@aussie.zone
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      1•4 months ago

      I don’t think you can bleed out through a finger

      • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        1•4 months ago

        Why not? Your body cant produce blood that fast. If it doesnt stop bleeding you can bleed out through any wound. Especially if you happen to have thin blood.

        • @psud@aussie.zone
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          1•4 months ago

          Fingers are small and peripheral.

    • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      1•4 months ago

      i was talking about the pain from squeezing the wounded finger. it’s obviously the best thing to do in that situation.

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