@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 hours agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1326
arrow-up1326imageI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.lemmy.world@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 hours agomessage-square85fedilink
minus-square@Zannsolo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish15•6 hours agoYikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things. I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.
minus-square@populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish16•6 hours ago if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap. which isn’t totally unfeasable
minus-square@populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-23 hours agolike a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•57 minutes agoAt least the hot dog is still edible
minus-square@tigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish1•48 minutes agoI’m sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human
Yikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things.
I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.
which isn’t totally unfeasable
Jesus. What a way to go
like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really
At least the hot dog is still edible
I’m sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human