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Data's Cat Spot to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

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Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

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Data's Cat Spot to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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    94•2 years ago

    Secret: just buy women’s deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

    • @BigPapaE@lemmy.world
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      105•2 years ago

      And have my dick fall off? No thanks

      • Rostby
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        30•2 years ago

        Your balls will go inside you

        • idunnololz
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          2 years ago

          I’ll finally get to do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.

          • Thassodar
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            5•2 years ago

            Golden comment

          • @empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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            2•2 years ago

            Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

        • @cuttlefishcarl@lemmy.world
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          7•2 years ago

          Wait, what?

      • @PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
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        11•2 years ago

        I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.

      • @TheFriendlyArtificer@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        I’ll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.

    • @oillut@lemm.ee
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      49•2 years ago

      Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

      I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

      • Patapon Enjoyer
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        28•2 years ago

        Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

        • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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          7•2 years ago

          I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself…

          • @Aux@lemmy.world
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            Jet fuel has a very nice smell actually.

      • newIdentity
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        I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

        Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

        Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.

      • Rob T Firefly
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        I’m a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I’ve never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women’s section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

      • @IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee
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        4•2 years ago

        The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

        • @PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
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          6•2 years ago

          Durian

        • Big Duck Energy
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          3•2 years ago

          I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.

          • JackFrostNCola
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            5•2 years ago

            I could smell mandarin everyday and not get bored

    • @stochasticity@lemmy.world
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      I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.

      • @JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk
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        1•2 years ago

        Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You’re welcome.

    • @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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      I’m allergic to the scents in women’s deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

      • Final Remix
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        Are you sure it’s the scents and it’s deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.

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