🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months agoAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up1763
arrow-up1763imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 3 months agomessage-square120fedilink
minus-squareSkaveRatlinkfedilink29•3 months agoAn argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
minus-squareoptionallinkfedilink19•3 months agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
minus-square@Thelie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink17•3 months agoOh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
minus-square@Klear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•3 months agoA neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
minus-square@Rivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglish5•3 months agoTwo drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
minus-squareshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitlinkfedilink4•edit-23 months agoAn ion walks into a bar. “Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
An ion walks into a bar.
“Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
Okay that’s actually really funny