• @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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      153 months ago

      I get all my butter down at the local sex shop, “Slippery Al’s”. I slather it on my body when I need to go swimming in the cold Canadian ocean once a week

      • TRBoom
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        63 months ago

        So why does it need to be salted??

        I think you’ll find this 5 gallon pail of duck fat a far better alternative to butter and it’ll be cheaper to get in bulk!

        Using this butter calculator, it’s about 160 sticks of butter to about equal the 5 gallons of duck fat. At 12 dollars a stick your equivalent butter will cost you $1,920!

        That bucket was only 281 dollars!!

        Fuck Slippy Als! Not literally, but you know, do better for yourself!

        • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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          33 months ago

          Pluss if he ever gets seared by a particularly nasty insult while lathered up, I hear duck fat makes a wonderfully flavored variant of the mallard reaction. It’ll leave you with Michelin level scabs.

        • ...m...
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          13 months ago

          …i mean that i’ve never seen kerrygold sold in sticks; maybe it’s a regional thing?..