I heard two people arguing about whether or not someone farted.

  • FuglyDuck
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    83 months ago

    armed?

    human’s technology is our evolutionary advantage. a single human- even a weak one- could kill a gorilla if it had an appropriate rifle or shotgun.

    unarmed? dude might have a point… I’m not sure a hundred people could fight a gorilla at the same time.

      • bizarroland
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        53 months ago

        “I could take a gorilla easy. What i woukd do is circle around the gorilla, dodging its attacks until it wore itself out then throw it into a sleeper hold until it was down for the count” - some guy who got his shit wrecked by a gorilla

      • @superkret@feddit.org
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        43 months ago

        Are we talking human-shaped automatons or actual humans? Cause if you tell me I’m up first to 1v1 that gorilla unarmed, I’m noping the fuck out of there.

        • FuglyDuck
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          23 months ago

          also, I’m not sure we could muster enough strength to actually harm it without some sort of tool.

          I figure after it rips the first guy to shredds, everybody else decides it’s a stupid idea and the gorilla wins by default.