• @BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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    292 months ago

    If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.

    • @superkret@feddit.org
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      132 months ago

      What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?

        • @then_three_more@lemmy.world
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          72 months ago

          What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "

          And then trump spontaneously combusted.

        • Flying Squid
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          52 months ago

          “Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”

          THANKS, OBAMA!