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[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea’s shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]
[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea’s shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]
We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea