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minus-square@Embargo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish25•1 month agoYou will never make me throw out my many boxes of redundant cables… NEVER!
minus-square@KoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish17•1 month agoWhen you were partying, I untangled wires. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered cable ties. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my parts boxes. And now that your internet isn’t working and you need a replacement CAT-6 cable, you have the audacity to come to me for help?
minus-square@MiserableBat1428@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoThis hits me right in the giblets.
minus-square@spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoI did that once for a move a few years ago. I have regretted that decision multiple times as I imagine the bag of cables that used to have the cable I needed…
You will never make me throw out my many boxes of redundant cables… NEVER!
When you were partying, I untangled wires.
When you were having premarital sex, I mastered cable ties.
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my parts boxes.
And now that your internet isn’t working and you need a replacement CAT-6 cable, you have the audacity to come to me for help?
This hits me right in the giblets.
I did that once for a move a few years ago.
I have regretted that decision multiple times as I imagine the bag of cables that used to have the cable I needed…