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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

life changed due to shrimp

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life changed due to shrimp

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago
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    65•2 months ago

    “If you can’t be handsome, be interesting. If you can’t be interesting, be useful.”

    I can’t remember who said it but it seems to fit here.

    • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      19•2 months ago

      Red Green said something very similar.

      • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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        16•2 months ago

        He said: "If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. "

        • @redhorsejacket@lemmy.world
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          5•2 months ago

          “Keep your stick on the ice fellas, and remember, I’m pulling for ya. We’re all in this together!”

      • @Benjaben@lemmy.world
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        10•2 months ago

        Ah, I gotta watch more Red Green.

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          6•2 months ago

          Truer words have never been spoken. Fantastic show.

        • Franklin
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          4•2 months ago

          https://youtu.be/1uG6grzdUf8

    • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      Red green had a similar quote, but he said handy and not useful.

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