• @rtxn@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    In an alternate reality:

    Janitor at university. Found locked military case in river. Coworker says FIM-92 Stinger missile. Heavy. Maybe water, maybe live missile. Call police. Military and EOD arrive. Entire campus locked down. Half of workers taken for questioning. EOD open it – full of some idiot’s clothes and books.

    New grudge unlocked.

    • qyron
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      172 months ago

      Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.

      • Natanael
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        2 months ago

        And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***

        • qyron
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          72 months ago

          You can say “fuck”, here. See?

            • qyron
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              12 months ago

              I do not have the slightest idea of what you intended to convey.

              • JackbyDev
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                22 months ago

                Asterisks are associated with hunter2. That’s all they meant.

                • qyron
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                  12 months ago

                  I’m either too stupid or too old to understand the underlying joke. Maybe both.

                  • JackbyDev
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                    2 months ago

                    It wasn’t the appropriate time for the joke other than seeing asterisks. It’s usually associated with passwords. Here’s some information on the meme if you haven’t seen it, it was unclear based on what you said. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hunter2

                    Re: too old, the meme dates back to 2004. It’s an oldie in internet times.

          • dditty
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            32 months ago

            people can also self-censor if they f***ing want to 😉

            • qyron
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              32 months ago

              Yes, they can. I personally don’t even curse, by default, but I’m not offended to read the random swear, unless it is actively used to be an insult towards someone, which was not the case here.

              I am interested in making sure people are allowed and expected to express themselves freely in this space, unless they break the “rule” I mention above.

              Don’t censor yourself. If there is need for a swear, use it. Just don’t use swearing in place of proper speech.

            • qyron
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              12 months ago

              Is there an AI joke in there somewhere or am I missing something?

              • thermal_shock
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                12 months ago

                No, voice to text default setting on android is to censor cus words with ****

      • @SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world
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        32 months ago

        Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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          42 months ago

          Ownership of dildos must be normalized. In fact, I want to propose making mandatory to receive one upon becoming of legal age at your country of birth. Upon entering a new job? Complementary dildo. Entering the military? Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo. Graduating? Dildo. College? Dildo. Masters? XL Dildo. Doctorate? Epic Dildo. Getting engaged? Matching dildos.

          • ivanafterall ☑️
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            2 months ago

            Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo

            G.I. Diljoe?

            Masters? XL Dildo.

            The Green Jack-It

            College?

            Magnum Cum Louder

            Doctorate

            The Cocktorate

            • qyron
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              32 months ago

              I like how your mind works.

              Are we starting a product line?

                • qyron
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                  22 months ago

                  Start issuing fan cards and I’ll be your number one.

    • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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      112 months ago

      EOD don’t open shit most of the time suspicious potentially unstable shit just gets a bit of c4 or anfo and a send off in place. It’s one of the perks to just say dunno and light it the fuck up.