Sunshine (she/her) to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agoScientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalatingwww.psypost.orgexternal-linkmessage-square159fedilinkarrow-up1551
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minus-square@peoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 month agoLmfao We’re totally boned. How the fuck are micro plastics getting into the brain?
minus-square@Tikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month agoMore importantly, how are we getting them out?
minus-square@Zacryon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish7•1 month agoAttach your brain to a 3D printer. Make some use of all that plastic and print your thoughts. /j
minus-square@pulsewidth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoMost plastic melts at between 200°C and 320°C. So… Uh. Let’s fire up those ovens, baby. I suggest we start with Dupont and 3M executives to field test the removal process - since they’re cool with testing their products on us. Additional suggestions encouraged. Coke-Amatil? Tyre manufacturers?
minus-squaressillyssadasslinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoThere’s bacteria that can eat plastics. Lets hope they don’t eat brain too.
minus-square@peoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoI don’t think that’s an option, given that they keep increasing
Lmfao
We’re totally boned.
How the fuck are micro plastics getting into the brain?
More importantly, how are we getting them out?
Haha that’s the neat part
Bloodletting is making a comeback!
Attach your brain to a 3D printer. Make some use of all that plastic and print your thoughts. /j
You crazy son of a bitch. Im in
Most plastic melts at between 200°C and 320°C. So… Uh. Let’s fire up those ovens, baby.
I suggest we start with Dupont and 3M executives to field test the removal process - since they’re cool with testing their products on us.
Additional suggestions encouraged. Coke-Amatil? Tyre manufacturers?
There’s bacteria that can eat plastics. Lets hope they don’t eat brain too.
I don’t think that’s an option, given that they keep increasing
Via our blood