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@AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Bald people save a lot of money on shampoo.

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Bald people save a lot of money on shampoo.

@AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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    Unfortunately, you end up having to use those shampoo savings and more to increase your condom budget. It’s a hard life.

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      This is the best comment.

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      deleted by creator

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        No but it does help prevent a different type of itching/burning sensation.

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            Coneheads (1993) Chewing Gum scene

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        Hat budget.

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