The Picard Maneuver to

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The Picard Maneuver to

Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

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@cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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9•2 months ago
1+2=3

There’s no place for a number 1. If you’re not going to shit, then you’re not allowed to pee either.
- @oxysis@lemm.ee
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  4•2 months ago
  No no no, you just piss in the sink instead
  - @four@lemmy.zip
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    4•2 months ago
    Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss
- @EisFrei@lemmy.world
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  2•2 months ago
  
  I gotta go, I gotta take a number three.
  That’s a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
  
  https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE

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