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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 days ago

Tired of dating apps?

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Tired of dating apps?

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 days ago
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  • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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    LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF

    MUST BE
    -internet
    -a girl (negotiable)
    -ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
    -hungry

    SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

    Please email me at lonelysadandpathetic@gmail.com Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      17•4 days ago

      Can she be Polish but live in Canada?

    • Farid
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      How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean “chronically”?

      • Lord Wiggle
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        1 Bad at summing things up

        7 Have a hard time counting numbers

        4 Firstly, forgetting when what happened.

        Let me sum it up for you:

        • @EvilCartyen@feddit.dk
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          Sorry, this comment hasn’t left me disappointed AT ALL.

          • Lord Wiggle
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            Fuck, at least I tried

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re

        • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          5•4 days ago

          ally long salami that was shoved ins

          • Itzz Me
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            4•4 days ago

            ide an oven wrapped in dough for 20 minutes at 2

            • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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              deleted by creator

              • @Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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                1•4 days ago

                Dick bitch dong licker

      • @LostWon@lemmy.ca
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        I thought it might be a cute way to say they’d be a waste of time and money.

        • Farid
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          Uses Too Many Big Words

          Contention

      • @khannie@lemmy.world
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        2•3 days ago

        Travelled back in time and the past is shite.

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