dormi.zone
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

Choose wisely

lemmy.world

message-square
180
fedilink
392

Choose wisely

lemmy.world

The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago
message-square
180
fedilink
  • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    19•2 months ago

    I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

    Stupidly cryptic, though.

    • @BigDiction@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      34•2 months ago

      Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

      • @wombledomble@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        5•2 months ago

        one brother lies… the other one tells the truth(they both can lie)

      • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        3•2 months ago

        Yeah, could be that too.

      • @pyre@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        3•2 months ago

        that’s what I thought. which is why the whole thing is dumb. just have the fucking stick figures you don’t need to be cute with the restrooms.

    • @sprittytinkles@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      4•2 months ago

      I was thinking “Men have 2 holes, women have 3.”

      • @borusa@feddit.uk
        link
        fedilink
        English
        2•2 months ago

        Men have knobs. Women have fannies.

Funny@sh.itjust.works

!funny@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !funny@sh.itjust.works

General rules:

  • Be kind.
  • All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
  • Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
  • No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
  • Don’t post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

  • 2.98K users / day
  • 5.82K users / week
  • 8.59K users / month
  • 15.6K users / 6 months
  • 9.57K subscribers
  • 1.08K Posts
  • 12.8K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • @TheDude@sh.itjust.works
  • kersploosh
  • @example@reddthat.com
  • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org