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minus-square@ReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish13•1 month agoBuy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
minus-square@Nindelofocho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish54•1 month agoKinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
minus-square@ReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish44•edit-21 month agoIf you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish14•1 month agoInstructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
minus-square@ReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 month agoYou god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoI’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
minus-square@ReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoI see you’re also an expert in bird law
minus-square@baldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•1 month agoI renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
minus-square@thefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilink9•1 month agoGot it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish25•1 month agoInstructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.
minus-square@ReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish7•1 month agoWell tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock
minus-square@ZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•1 month agoI invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they’d get stale.
minus-square@Maggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•1 month agoI accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips?
minus-squareJokeDeitylinkfedilink8•1 month agoBrother I’m still recovering from the last time I took the internet’s advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.
minus-square@ReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish7•1 month agoI think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it’s your fault if you don’t get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)
Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
I see you’re also an expert in bird law
I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
Got it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
I’m starting to notice a problem…
Wait are you serious?
I’ve never joked in my life
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.
Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock
I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they’d get stale.
I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips?
Brother I’m still recovering from the last time I took the internet’s advice on stocks.
Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.
I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it’s your fault if you don’t get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)