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@programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?

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What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?

@programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @vettnerk@lemmy.ml
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    I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.

    I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.

    • @NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world
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      35•2 years ago

      I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before

      • @SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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        21•2 years ago

        Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!

        • @HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world
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          15•2 years ago

          Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?

          • @SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            Nice.

        • teft
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          10•2 years ago

          Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.

          • @misterfenskers@sh.itjust.works
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            2•2 years ago

            Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.

      • @SGforce@lemmy.ca
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        3•2 years ago

        Also works with “crematorium”

    • λλλ
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      “Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.”

      That’s how I’ve always said it. lol

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