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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 month ago

Excel logic

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Excel logic

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@cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 month ago
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  • Nougat
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    92•1 month ago

    January second for the Yanks.

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      22•1 month ago

      What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you??

      • Nougat
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        13•1 month ago

        You’re assuming that I’m not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do!

        • @ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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          7•1 month ago

          I usually do mine solitarily.

          • Nougat
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            4•1 month ago

            Usually.

          • I Cast Fist
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            1•1 month ago

            Sounds like you’re walking a metaphorical minefield

      • skulblaka
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        Look bud, you can’t call it “February second” in conversation, write it down as “Second February” in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane.

        • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          3•1 month ago

          No, you misunderstand. I’m in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life!

      • @Peffse@lemmy.world
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        2•1 month ago

        12/31/9999

      • @thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

    • @Dicska@lemmy.world
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      Oh, so THAT’S why they brought Excel into this! I didn’t make the connection and just thought Excel would even consider a glass of water a date.

      • @psud@aussie.zone
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        3•1 month ago

        A human artist might have said “1/2 full” instead of “half full” but LLMs don’t understand jokes so there’s no hope they’ll be able to make the joke easier

        • @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Oh my god.

          Jesus christ.

          I was thinking, “nah, that seems nitpicky, I’m sure a real person could write either.” But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I’m gonna rip my hair out.

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