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minus-square@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilink3•2 years agoDamn, you figured out that I’m part of a super secret intelligence agency. Now I’ll have to go to the safehouse, get plastic surgery to change my appearance, dye my hair, burn off my finger prints, get new passports. Again! How does this keep happening?
minus-squareCredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 years agoERROR! Does not compute. Please submit pictures of your penis to /c/chapotraphouse to proceed.
minus-square@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilink2•2 years agoI’m sorry my camera doesn’t have a panoramic mode.
NAFO fascist
Damn, you figured out that I’m part of a super secret intelligence agency.
Now I’ll have to go to the safehouse, get plastic surgery to change my appearance, dye my hair, burn off my finger prints, get new passports.
Again! How does this keep happening?
ERROR! Does not compute.
Please submit pictures of your penis to /c/chapotraphouse to proceed.
I’m sorry my camera doesn’t have a panoramic mode.