@IndustryStandard@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 24 days agoReturning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfalltheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1364
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Legit lol’d. Too real.