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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 19 days ago

Choose a number, 1-5!

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 19 days ago
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  • @phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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    239•19 days ago

    2, and only 2.

    • @RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      43•19 days ago

      Dont you love when you stick your fork into a potato and end up cutting the fucker in half? Thats what these wide tines do.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        9•19 days ago

        Looks like 4 has wider tines… and a couple others.

    • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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      27•19 days ago

      Yep, number two is the best.

      Give us a harder choice.

    • @Kattiydid@slrpnk.net
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      12•19 days ago

      Agreed, none of the others are balanced properly or have good flow. Number two is the only option.

    • @DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
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      7•18 days ago

      2 is definitely the best-machined. Quality manufacturing right there.

      • @anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        5 looks well made too. I like a slightly sporked fork though.

        • @iheartneopets@lemm.ee
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          2•18 days ago

          That’s hilarious, 2 was my number one choice, and 5 was runner up if 2 wasn’t an option

        • @Hupf@feddit.org
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          1•14 days ago

          A sporked fork or, as I call it, a fpork.

    • @TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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      5•17 days ago

      Has a stupid handle

      • @phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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        2•17 days ago

        Stupid but comfy. ☺️

    • @arakhis_@feddit.org
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      3•18 days ago

      I was like this, then I saw the handle. That being said its still 2 but its very close and it could be better still like the 1 or 5 handle

    • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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      2•19 days ago

      It is clear to me that the only explanation for your preference is nostalgia.

      • @phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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        7•19 days ago

        I don’t understand. I think the handle would work best for my hands, and the prongs are just the right size for me.

        • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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          2•18 days ago

          Those prongs are fine. The handle, though, it’s like having a huge counterweight on the back of the utensil. I can imagine liking it if it’s always been that way or if you have big hands. Otherwise, handle number 5 is the clear improvement - no sharp edges, properly balanced, not shaped like a wedge. Could hold that fork for days.

          • @phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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            3•18 days ago

            I would also accept 2 with 4’s handle. ☺️

            • @Uli@sopuli.xyz
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              2•18 days ago

              Yeah, 2 tines and 4 handle is a pretty good fork, I’ll admit. I just worry about the concave shape of the top side of the handle causing the edges to dig into my fingers with long-term use.

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