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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 19 days ago

Choose a number, 1-5!

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 19 days ago
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  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    33•18 days ago

    2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it’s flimsy lightweight material then none of them.

    • @Veneroso@lemmy.world
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      10•18 days ago

      Getting aboard the #2 train

    • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      6•18 days ago

      Yeah, longest tines wins.

    • @hansolo@lemm.ee
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      3•18 days ago

      All of this is exactly right. #2 is the least cringe-inducing because of the lumpy bottom.

      Is this fork thing an official diagnosis metric? Or just not yet?

    • @AA5B@lemmy.world
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      2 has the best tines but that huge duckbill handle is a non-starter. 5 has the best handle

    • @adm@lemm.ee
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      1•18 days ago

      deleted by creator

      • @Burninator05@lemmy.world
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        3•18 days ago

        Five is out because its outer tines are curved. There is no reason for that and that is why I hate it.

        One, however, is the best. I find it eat slower (and often less) if my silverware isn’t the size of a pitchfork.

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