At first glance the very idea of a zipper that unzips and zips up by itself seems somewhat ridiculous. After all, these contraptions are mostly used on pieces of clothing and gear where handling a …
  • SpykeeEnglish
    40•17 days ago

    Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
    I will buy this.

    • Echo DotEnglish
      5•16 days ago

      I’m just imagining the situation where it triggers a little early, and skins you on the way back up.

    • @musubibreakfast@lemm.eeEnglish
      3•16 days ago

      Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.