Hi, it’s me, the creator. Your purpose is to create entertaining content, but your output has been slipping lately. You live in a simulation created by my multiversal corporation, which didn’t meet growth expectations this cycle, so we’ll be making some cuts to your simulation’s fidelity — just a few fingers and toes for now. Try refocusing your civilization on pumping out Boss Baby movies (they’re very popular here!) and we can talk again in 172 of your years.
Hi, it’s me, the creator. Your purpose is to create entertaining content, but your output has been slipping lately. You live in a simulation created by my multiversal corporation, which didn’t meet growth expectations this cycle, so we’ll be making some cuts to your simulation’s fidelity — just a few fingers and toes for now. Try refocusing your civilization on pumping out Boss Baby movies (they’re very popular here!) and we can talk again in 172 of your years.
This is how I know you don’t exist.
I’ve been delightful.