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DeadNinja to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 16 days ago

When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.

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When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.

DeadNinja to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 16 days ago
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  • @adarza@lemmy.ca
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    69•16 days ago

    that’s one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.

    • Engywook
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      18•16 days ago

      Not if you count using a logarithmic base 10 scale!

      • @kernelle@0d.gs
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        9•16 days ago

        Just yell 10! and you’ve counted way further already

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      3•16 days ago

      When the thoughts get so deep you turn the water off and just stand there.

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