LCP to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 days agoKeeping me up at nightlemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1670
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minus-square@workerONE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink23•11 days agoYou could do CPR on the giraffe and then go to sleep later. It doesn’t have to be one or the other
minus-square@lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink9•11 days agoOr the other way around. The giraffe isn’t going anywhere
minus-squareHiggs bosonlinkfedilinkEnglish2•11 days agoRight, then. Sleep now; Marius burgers on the morrow.
minus-square@lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink2•11 days agoThe more I think about it, the more I realize that the most likely situation you would give CPR to a giraffe is in a dream so we might try to resolve a contradiction that doesn’t exist
You could do CPR on the giraffe and then go to sleep later. It doesn’t have to be one or the other
Or the other way around. The giraffe isn’t going anywhere
Right, then. Sleep now; Marius burgers on the morrow.
The more I think about it, the more I realize that the most likely situation you would give CPR to a giraffe is in a dream so we might try to resolve a contradiction that doesn’t exist