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@MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

As an owner of children, I approve this message

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As an owner of children, I approve this message

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@MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works
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    Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

    Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don’t get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he’s not going to remember anything anyway

    • @hihello@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      People have families lol

      • @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works
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        5•2 years ago

        We all have families…

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      • @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works
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        7•2 years ago

        You can have holidays in the same country that you live you know… Since you have a small child, it would be best to take care of him, instead of flying around in planes

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          • @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works
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            5•2 years ago

            Probably yeah, but also less stressful would be to plan your exotic seaside resort vacation in two years, when the little spawn of satan is not prone to crying for reasons classified.

      • @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        7•2 years ago

        Doesn’t mean you have to fly somewhere for a simple holiday.

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          • @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Could you? Then we can find that child a better parent.

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              • @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                It’s a baby, baby don’t know, baby don’t care. YOU want time in Spain. Ffs

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                  • @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    This broke me. You win. Lol. Best answer.

    • Zloubida
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      Are you forced to take a plane at gunpoint?

      Logical solution to this is to use your own means of transportation in order to be sure to be alone if you don’t like children. You can still take a plane if you really want to, but use your own plane. I don’t get the reason to take public means of transportation, since there will always be other people in them anyway.

      • @thorbot@lemmy.world
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        Oh right I’ll just take one of my many planes that I have just fucking lying around

        • Zloubida
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          It was an answer to Mycoolnejm, not to you ^^

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      • @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works
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        Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud’ve just waiter two years until he’s old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya’ll. I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me and my toddler

        • @Landrin201@lemmy.ml
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          1•2 years ago

          90% of your profile’s comments are in this thread

          Either you seriously hate children to a ridiculous degree- in which case you need to see a therapist because this shit ain’t healthy- or you’re a troll.

          I’m going with troll.

          • @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works
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            3•2 years ago

            Yes, because I disagree, I automatically hate children and I’m brain damaged. Very smart argument 👍. And I just started commenting, so of course all of my comments are going to be here, since I’m arguing with you all and your lame ass excusees

    • @thorbot@lemmy.world
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      Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.

      • @mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        It won’t kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years

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          • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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            It is also nice to not be on a plane with crying kids.

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      • @scubbo@lemmy.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.

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          • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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            It doesn’t take a month to travel by ship.

            Greta could do it in less than 2 weeks. And that was in a sailboat.

      • @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        4•2 years ago

        That would solve a lot of problems… You should get on that.

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